Oct
14
ok i’m gonna have to step in and disagree with DougieR on the whole ‘Megan Fox’ issue.
- Megan Fox looks like she’d pronouce ‘People Magazine’ as “Pee Opple”.
- anyone who has a fucking tattoo’s worth of interest in Marilyn Monroe is unstable. there are two types of women in this world: those who idolize Audrey Hepburn, and those who idolize Marilyn Monroe. girls who idolize Audrey Hepburn make rad girlfriend material and you can talk about politics with them and still totally do it on the sly on top of the washing machine. girls that idolize Marilyn Monroe are fucking insane, eat babies, and hate black people.
fundamentally, could you come back from a long day of work and have Megan Fox sitting there reading “Pee Opple” and then try to have a conversation beyond “man i sure do love your hair color”? could you smoke a bowl with her and listen to Graceland? no. could you do that with Zooey (above)? yes. yes you could. for Zooey is an Audrey Hepburn kind of girl.
thats the beauty of Boner Party. we are the Left, Right & Center of boners.
What a rant.
